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hey good news you were right
two dicks

[Is this the first time Taako has texted Fiddleford ever? yes. Is he going to say it's him?? Absolutely not.]

[Listen. He texts Lup enough to grok that they have matching usernames. It's not rocket science.

Also neither 'I told you so' nor 'Congratulations' is really appropriate here, huh.]

I'm glad you consider it good news.

No, I'm sorry, that didn't come out how I meant it to sound.

[You signed up for this when you became the Snake Support Network, Fidds. You offered to help, and from everything you knew about Lup, that should've been a mistake.]

HAH
man text does not appropriately convey my laughter right now buddy
howd you want it to come out huh
;)

[Of course that was a dick joke. Don't make him spell it out more. He's used the word dick already in this conversation.]

[Snupport Snetwork...]

I didn't mean to imply that it was a bad thing that you think it's a good thing, that's all. That'd be rude.

[It took him a couple of months to be okay with his new junk arrangement. It's kind of like an out of body experience to meet someone who's just all-in immediately.]

[SUPPORT SNETWORK!!!!!!]

we are talking about cocks and you are worried about rudeness
i can see why lup picked you up youre like barold 1.5
all of the nerd less of the willingness to make a wand out of your own corpse
incredible

[Taako has the one advantage going that he's been changing his body for funsies for over 100 years. At this point he's just glad he has a dick and that it's somewhere he can reach with his hands.]

[Why is everyone he knows Like This]

Do you want me to insult your genitalia. Because frankly I don't know enough about it to insult it any meaningful way and I'm not interested in learning more details.

[Because you are a weirdo aligning yourself with weirdos. This is what you get.]

i want you to realize right now that i am being a kind and gentle benefactor here by not sending you a picture of my dick in response to that
oh wait sorry
what was i thinking
dickS

Don't threaten me. You wouldn't really.

[No one in their right mind would send pictures of their genitals to their sister's best friend. Right? That's not a thing people do.

Fiddleford McGucket is from well before the age of rampant dick pics and perhaps that is a good thing.]

[Fiddleford. Oh, sweet Fiddleford. Oh sweet, fuckin' dumb as bricks Fiddleford. He made one whole attempt to be nice to you and you did this. Taako has the tiniest bit of self restraint and it was all used not sending him the dick pic the first time.

Which means directly in response to this Fiddleford is treated to a text with nothing but an image in it, which if he is dumb enough to download and open sure will be a image of Taako's two new purple tentacle dicks. His hand is even in there making a peace sign right next to them. There was truly nothing else he could do. A shame.]

[BLOCKED!!!!]

[No wait you know what

unblocked]

[It's just an image of a familiar hand giving a very emphatic thumbs down]

[The shrieking laughter he's emitting right now has probably woken up the whole house, but considering it's the first real laugh he's had since the change, he's gonna get away with it. He's still not great at moving, but he gets the light on so he can send back a selfie of him grinning with his tongue stuck out. He looks almost the same there, except for the scales having filled out over his browline, the familiar slit to his eyes to match him and Lup.]

so you love em
go on admit it
kiss kiss
<3

It's good to know the neon coloration does not say anything about me specifically so much as that's just an unfortunate snake reality.

what did you think it was
a penis personality test
a cock conundrum
some metaphor about your true self being inside you all along to the tune of glowsticks?
disco dick syndrome???

if you dont answer me soon i will not stop

[As if somehow it can be promised he will stop if he's engaged further.]

I thought it might've been some kind of joke. That's the sort of thing the Fog God does. It's right in line with her putting the worst thing that ever happened to me on my back.

[The worst thing at the time, anyway. The Portal Incident seems almost tame now.]

i mean its probably not because her jokes suck and this is funny
also you cant say that and not tell me what it is
dont tell me you have like
i dont know i cant even guess there are so many options
teeth?????????
you gotta

[y'know, just drag up whatever trauma, It's Fine]

[Don't make this dick talk get real, Taako Taaco.]

It's not teeth.

Looking at it you wouldn't realize, which is why I figure it was pointed on her part. It's probably not as exciting as anything you're imagining.

[His priorities are pushing himself where he doesn't need to be and also finding interesting things to distract from the hell the last two days have been. Because it's already real when he lost his entire weekend to crying in Lup's arms in between pockets of exhausted unconsciousness when your spine grows a foot an hour.]

oh so just like a scar or something
or some wild tattoo
watch this is actually not bad you just have a tramp stamp
which just putting it on record, i would adore to see on you for sheer laugh factor

It's not a tramp stamp!

I saw Hell once and it damn near drove me insane. The scales on my back look like the doorway I fell through to get there, to make an awful long story with a lot of very personal issues tied up in it short.

oh

[There's a pause of about a minute before the next text comes in.]

if that was a tramp stamp itd be a terrible one so
good job on it not being that
unfortunately that doesnt even sound like something i can continue to make fun of without you coming over here and choking me so ill leave it on the ground for now

I wouldn't. You couldn't have known.

I just assume at this point everyone's carrying something awful I don't know about. That's how this place is. I don't make it my business to go looking for it but sometimes you stumble over it anyway.

i mean if this was taken to court youd probably have a case
not that i imagine this place has a decent court
or that im not the master of suing people for dumb shit

anyway
everybodys got some bullshit
the trick is to compartmentalize and also stop caring about old shit just as much as possible

What

No. If I stopped caring I'd just make all the same mistakes over again.

[He's had a long time to think about this, to find a happy medium between drowning in his own guilt and just putting everything in a box and chucking it off a cliff. It's been hard. He's had fights about it. Ford told him to do this exact thing, once, and it made him want to push Ford out a window. If being heartless is what you think it takes to be happy I don't want any part in it. He'd meant that.]

And I don't think I'd like the man it would turn me into.

[Huh. That's... a little surprising, considering the context he thought was happening here. It makes sense that Fidds is some kind of emotional dude, from what he knows about him, but... this kind of reaction, a very definitive response, means he knows something exactly about this.

He wonders what he might have seen to make him believe being more vulnerable was the right course of action. He can't imagine it.]

i mean
you can learn from things and not let it like
eat all your emotions for fucked up brunch for the rest of forever
but you do you my man
last thing im gonna do is become the feelings cops

<teslacoils> i also didn't realize until just now that this conversation started in FEBRUARY ????

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<coolertwin> YEAH WE... YEAH, IT'S COOL, WE'RE FINE

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<coolertwin> like 3 am on february 3rd

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<teslacoils> finally a use for this icon

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<teslacoils> i also didn't realize until just now that this conversation started in FEBRUARY ????

<coolertwin> YEAH WE... YEAH, IT'S COOL, WE'RE FINE