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what did you think it was
a penis personality test
a cock conundrum
some metaphor about your true self being inside you all along to the tune of glowsticks?
disco dick syndrome???

if you dont answer me soon i will not stop

[As if somehow it can be promised he will stop if he's engaged further.]

I thought it might've been some kind of joke. That's the sort of thing the Fog God does. It's right in line with her putting the worst thing that ever happened to me on my back.

[The worst thing at the time, anyway. The Portal Incident seems almost tame now.]

i mean its probably not because her jokes suck and this is funny
also you cant say that and not tell me what it is
dont tell me you have like
i dont know i cant even guess there are so many options
teeth?????????
you gotta

[y'know, just drag up whatever trauma, It's Fine]

[Don't make this dick talk get real, Taako Taaco.]

It's not teeth.

Looking at it you wouldn't realize, which is why I figure it was pointed on her part. It's probably not as exciting as anything you're imagining.

[His priorities are pushing himself where he doesn't need to be and also finding interesting things to distract from the hell the last two days have been. Because it's already real when he lost his entire weekend to crying in Lup's arms in between pockets of exhausted unconsciousness when your spine grows a foot an hour.]

oh so just like a scar or something
or some wild tattoo
watch this is actually not bad you just have a tramp stamp
which just putting it on record, i would adore to see on you for sheer laugh factor

It's not a tramp stamp!

I saw Hell once and it damn near drove me insane. The scales on my back look like the doorway I fell through to get there, to make an awful long story with a lot of very personal issues tied up in it short.

oh

[There's a pause of about a minute before the next text comes in.]

if that was a tramp stamp itd be a terrible one so
good job on it not being that
unfortunately that doesnt even sound like something i can continue to make fun of without you coming over here and choking me so ill leave it on the ground for now

I wouldn't. You couldn't have known.

I just assume at this point everyone's carrying something awful I don't know about. That's how this place is. I don't make it my business to go looking for it but sometimes you stumble over it anyway.

i mean if this was taken to court youd probably have a case
not that i imagine this place has a decent court
or that im not the master of suing people for dumb shit

anyway
everybodys got some bullshit
the trick is to compartmentalize and also stop caring about old shit just as much as possible

What

No. If I stopped caring I'd just make all the same mistakes over again.

[He's had a long time to think about this, to find a happy medium between drowning in his own guilt and just putting everything in a box and chucking it off a cliff. It's been hard. He's had fights about it. Ford told him to do this exact thing, once, and it made him want to push Ford out a window. If being heartless is what you think it takes to be happy I don't want any part in it. He'd meant that.]

And I don't think I'd like the man it would turn me into.

[Huh. That's... a little surprising, considering the context he thought was happening here. It makes sense that Fidds is some kind of emotional dude, from what he knows about him, but... this kind of reaction, a very definitive response, means he knows something exactly about this.

He wonders what he might have seen to make him believe being more vulnerable was the right course of action. He can't imagine it.]

i mean
you can learn from things and not let it like
eat all your emotions for fucked up brunch for the rest of forever
but you do you my man
last thing im gonna do is become the feelings cops

Well sure. But it's not all one or the other.

[Months and months of therapy to get to that point, but it helped.]

You can put something behind you without pretending it's not there. In my opinion that'll help you even less than carrying it with you would.

[mmmmm working on yourself? therapy? no,,,,,]

welp
glad that worked for you my man
i think my body is going to give out on me so iiiiiiim gonna sleep
keep that dick pic as a reminder of me
your favorite man
;)

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