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hey so

ive been jerking off thinking about dudes for like a month

help

oh good god

how do you expect me to help

i dont know maybe say something comforting

im kinda freaking out here

well

you were the one who told me there wasn't anythin wrong with it so by your own logic you shouldn't be freakin out at all

yeah but that was when i thought it was straight

before you were all like 'it doesnt feel any different and it could literally happen at any time'

and now im not so sure im straight at all?????

is there a particular fella you're interested in?

no man

i mean not really its mostly just faceless guys

[faceless guys that he's trying REALLY HARD not to put Roland's face on—]

fuck what am i doing i think im losing my mind

[Well okay. That's a relief in one way and a road block in another. It means he doesn't have to think about anyone he might potentially know in that manner, but it also means he can't just tell Eddie to get over himself and go for it.

Wait.]

mostly?

[OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED]

yeah mostly

and im not naming names im already embarrassing enough and you wouldnt know them even if i did

you don't have to tell me who he is

the way i see it there's nothin wrong with thinkin about it. a lot of folks probably do. if it's all just in your head then where's the harm

ok
but the problem is i dont think it IS all in my head
i think i might be a bisexual

well i'm goin to be straight with you. it's not like there's a surefire test you can take outside of tryin somethin out with an actual real life man

well fuck

guess i better take out a personals ad

wanted: actual real life man to help me see if im as gay as i suspect

look i don't know

i stumbled into it with marco and bein honest with you i think if it wasn't him i wouldn't be half so on board with it. i don't think about other men that way really.

this is fucking ass-up awful

doesn't help that i'm married

i don't think i could even do a practical exam so to speak

not without her knowing

what

is she -here-?

no, god

and i miss her like hell which is just making all of this that much more goddamn confusing

good because i sure as hell wouldn't want to be an accessory to you cheatin on her right under her nose

a universe away isn't much better mind you

i know you want to work this out and all but maybe it's better to keep it in your head like i was sayin

oh my god dude

fuck no

i know you think i'm an absolute doorknob but im not actually enough of an asshole to cheat on my wife

i was just hoping youd have some advice is all

well seein as you can't act on it i think you're doin about as much as you can right now.

look. there's nothin wrong with findin someone other than your wife attractive. there's nothin wrong with that someone bein some hypothetical man. i don't have a test to tell you if you're really a bisexual but if you're thinkin about boys that way already you might want to take that as a sign.

yeah

youre probably right

if youll excuse me i have a date with a bottle

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