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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 011.23.581.321 *** teslacoils has joined 011.23.581.321 >> teslacoils has posted an AUDIO MESSAGE. If you wish to listen, type LISTEN01. <teslacoils> Lab hours are 10 AM to 6 PM Mon-Wed, 7 PM to 3 AM Thur-Fri, special appointments available. <teslacoils> I am no longer associated with the Fourth God. <teslacoils> But I will answer any questions you might have about him with the honest truth.

<teslacoils> - main username
<novus> <ordo> <seclorum> <fulcrum> - anonymous usernames
<hadron> <thamnophis> <4eyes> - retired usernames
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Comments

<deadbabyjoke>

[thefuckingbeam]

oh my god dude

fuck no

i know you think i'm an absolute doorknob but im not actually enough of an asshole to cheat on my wife

i was just hoping youd have some advice is all

<teslacoils>

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well seein as you can't act on it i think you're doin about as much as you can right now.

look. there's nothin wrong with findin someone other than your wife attractive. there's nothin wrong with that someone bein some hypothetical man. i don't have a test to tell you if you're really a bisexual but if you're thinkin about boys that way already you might want to take that as a sign.

<deadbabyjoke>

[thefuckingbeam]

yeah

youre probably right

if youll excuse me i have a date with a bottle