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[terribibble]

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Comments

[terribibble]

yknow i always like to give her the benefit of the doubt when it seems like she's made a mistake but there's no possible way that wasn't on purpose

unless she is incredibly hard of hearin which might explain a few things

[thefuckingbeam]

i mean to be fair i did kind of mumble but christ

its a little TOO on the nose

what the hell am i supposed to do with this???

[terribibble]

shove it into the back of your closet and never think about it again

[Or use it, but he can't imagine Eddie's too keen on that idea.]

[thefuckingbeam]

ugh

yeah ur probably right

completely unrelated question but have you ever used one

[terribibble]

[OH BOY ISN'T THAT THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION HERE]

well not on myself no

[thefuckingbeam]

oh

so on a lady or

[he's not going to say OR ON MARCO but that is definitely the implication here]

[terribibble]

i was married wasn't i

[thefuckingbeam]

hey man i dont want to make assumptions here im just




exploring my options

[terribibble]

[Ohhhh my goddddd does he have to be the one to say this]

if you wanted to use it yourself i don't see any reason you couldn't

yknow technically

[thefuckingbeam]

that wouldnt be like

cheating on my wife or something

[terribibble]

[OHHHH MY GODDDDDDD]

masturbation is not cheatin

i really don't think you're liable to fall in love with a dildo

[thefuckingbeam]

hey dude im just covering all my bases here

besides you don't know

weirder things have happened there are guys who fuck the tailpipes of their cars

[terribibble]

what

nobody does that

[thefuckingbeam]

oh believe you me, they do

[terribibble]

well that's just

that just sounds profoundly unpleasant for everyone involved

[thefuckingbeam]

different strokes for different folks

pun intended

[terribibble]

why is it that every time i talk to you this happens

look the point is at least in my opinion if you want to use it there's nothin stoppin you. it's not a person. you can't cheat on someone with an inanimate object anymore than you can cheat on someone with your hand

[thefuckingbeam]

dont worry buddy youre not the only one

but yeah you got a point. guess itd probably be rude for me to shove mana's gift in the back of the closet anyway

[terribibble]

i'm not goin to talk you into tryin it

frankly i don't think it's my business if you do or not

[Which is his attempt at being proper, of course, even if he's admittedly a little curious. If Eddie does try it and feels like reporting back about his findings... it's not like Fiddleford can stop him.]

[thefuckingbeam]

alright alright i can take a hint

thanks pal