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Ryslig IC Contact

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quick q for u

butt stuff?? as a snake??? impossible or what
do we have butts its all kinda
vague

do we just have one long ass or no ass or what?

[Fiddleford goes through all five stages of grief before he answers. Lup has to wait for about twenty minutes.]

Possible. Depends on where yours ended up because from what I can gather every one of us snakes gets it different. But you have to still have one. You can't have not used the bathroom since you got your tail.

[she just doesnt understand why he isnt leaping for joy at answering her question. it's a good one.]

my ass is like twenty feet behind me alright
this is all new territory for me
im used to it being within reach at all times

i just have a lot of ass related questions and i expect answers

Strictly speaking it's never been more in reach considering you can put your tail just about anywhere you like.

I'm going to be real honest I haven't done much

But stuff

As of yet. So I don't know how many questions I can answer.

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Hon I don't know what that means

how long you been engaged?

Since last Christmas? What does that have to do with it?

and he hasnt plowed you?!???!!

ONCE!!!

ONCE!!!

why are we even friends its like i dont even know u

Well it's not usually my policy to tell people about my personal business! I didn't think it'd be so important to you!

i didnt realize it was until i learned you werent getting any!!!!

go hop that mer dick rn and report back to me

Oh no no. You misunderstand. We're doing just fine in the bedroom. I just don't really uh

Seek out getting 'plowed' much. There's other things I like better.

[Translation: there's other thing's he's more used to and more comfortable with. Butt stuff is weird for him both because he was so sure he was straight up until Ryslig and because his butt is now in the form it's in, 20 feet away from his body and all.]

thank fuck i was losing my damn mind

i mean
im into a lot of stuff
i get that

[go ahead and ask. she will give you the list]

but cmon u werent into it the one time he did rail you??

I wouldn't say I wasn't into it.

Which getting back on topic means it'll probably go alright for you if you try it. It might go better actually unless you have awkward vestigial toes to work around too.