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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 011.23.581.321 *** teslacoils has joined 011.23.581.321 >> teslacoils has posted an AUDIO MESSAGE. If you wish to listen, type LISTEN01. <teslacoils> Lab hours are 10 AM to 6 PM Mon-Wed, 7 PM to 3 AM Thur-Fri, special appointments available. <teslacoils> I am no longer associated with the Fourth God. <teslacoils> But I will answer any questions you might have about him with the honest truth.

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Comments

<teslacoils>

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['Fidds'??? Okay. That's not the most important thing going on here.]

stand in for your father? that's

well that's an awful big thing

<kingofhearts>

[andthetombstones]

[You are considered a friend here, Fidds. Authority figures? Ha, you're all monsters. No authority figures here.]

Look, it's not because I actually consider you my dad, alright?

I just need a dad for the wedding, and you're the closest thing I've got.

<teslacoils>

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[Well it's just that no one calls him that at all. It's kind of weird as nicknames go but like lmao what else are you going to shorten his stupid name to he supposes.]

well that's all the more reason I shouldn't do it

whoever gives you away ought to be someone you're close to. not a father necessarily but not

[Not a guy whose most emotionally-fraught interaction with you prior was when you smashed his head in.]

<kingofhearts>

[andthetombstones]

Who else am I close to, man?

No one else I know is here. I've got Draco, and Tsukikage and a few other people and it would just be weird to ask them to act like a dad.

Basically every adult I know hates me.