Fiddleford Hadron McGucket (
terribibble) wrote2016-02-08 05:17 pm
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[Oh? What's that he hears? A challenge?]
You know, when I first came here, someone told me I should work for the computer guys, but I don't trust anything that corporate-sounding farther than I can throw it. No wonder they're fuckin' dinosaurs. What's their game? They're just giving the shit away. It's-- [It's suspicious, is what it is.]
Surveillance? Blackmail? There's no way those trashy cameras can record anything on their own. I guess it could be recording audio, but I don't trust that quality to give anyone anything substantial. [This is truly a mystery, and he's quiet for a brief moment as he thinks about it.]
Well, I know computers, and I know explosions, and I know digging too deep for my own good and coming out on the other side covered in weird gross alien gunk. [A pause.] That's a metaphor. Anyway, maybe I'll take a hack at it.
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And if you find a permanent workaround I'd be very interested in it.
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[He doesn't seem that hopeful in that case, actually. And speaking of... He waves a hand vaguely.]
...If you happen to, say, accidentally smash the shit out of your device with something that may or may not be sledge and hammery in order to get to the sweet sweet candy inside... do you think they provide replacements?
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[Surely with all the bullshit stuff monsters go through, a wrecked laptop is normal enough that a replacement would be workable? Especially if it was the first offense.]
They're free to new arrivals anyway so clearly they can afford to just give them away.
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[This is the best idea ever, and maybe it'll give him a good glimpse into how these crappy things work in the first place. All the better to hack them with, my dear.]
Maybe it's about time someone tried some reverse engineering. Like an alien hovercraft.