I was thinking that. They're giving them out to start with, and they're not gonna know how many people are gonna need 'em, so they're gonna have to have some extra lying around. Blame something monster related for the damage, and hey. It's plausible.

[This is the best idea ever, and maybe it'll give him a good glimpse into how these crappy things work in the first place. All the better to hack them with, my dear.]

Maybe it's about time someone tried some reverse engineering. Like an alien hovercraft.