I -- I think they do? These things didn't come with a warranty so it's not like there's anythin' in writin' one way or another. I think you could probably convince them to give you a replacement.

[Surely with all the bullshit stuff monsters go through, a wrecked laptop is normal enough that a replacement would be workable? Especially if it was the first offense.]

They're free to new arrivals anyway so clearly they can afford to just give them away.