[Fiddleford laughs; it sounds more rueful than anything.]
I am a couch. Haven't gained any more feet since last month though so I'm hopin' this is where things top out.
[He doesn't show it overtly, but inside he's relived. Their earlier conversation strayed into some potentially very awkward territory, and thus-far it looks like it hasn't impacted anything between them at all. Like everything else in his life that has had no easy solution, he resolves to just ignore it for now. There's a smartphone somewhere in this house and that's what he's focused on.
When they make it to the living room he sizes up the couch.]
I could more'n likely fit most of myself on that if I coiled up, but there'll be nowhere for you if I do. Probably oughta take the floor, at least partway.
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I am a couch. Haven't gained any more feet since last month though so I'm hopin' this is where things top out.
[He doesn't show it overtly, but inside he's relived. Their earlier conversation strayed into some potentially very awkward territory, and thus-far it looks like it hasn't impacted anything between them at all. Like everything else in his life that has had no easy solution, he resolves to just ignore it for now. There's a smartphone somewhere in this house and that's what he's focused on.
When they make it to the living room he sizes up the couch.]
I could more'n likely fit most of myself on that if I coiled up, but there'll be nowhere for you if I do. Probably oughta take the floor, at least partway.